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Once again, Saturday, I was privileged to attend Sauce Storm 3 over in Lisbon, OH. The first at the new location. And these guys had some shit together. They had built a really cool stage and backstage area. They had a massive tent area. A brand new ring and entrance built. Merch tents, body art tents, food tents. Hell, even a damn crop circle!

emcee lb, Big Daddy Shit, Missfit and myself rolled in early to make sure we could bump around the ring a little bit. It was muggy as hell. We finally got out there to have our match, Scion vs Elder Statesman, and it probably wasn’t the greatest. Eh, I’m still learning. And we’re both fat kids. Oh well, more experience under our belt. We had Jeff come out as “Dicktoad Sweetass” his new gimmick from Sorgstock, to referee. Unfortunately, I called for the end, and tried to sell a slow, unwilling tap out, but he didn’t see it. Ouch. So the next 5 minutes was an interesting exercise in ad libbing. I forgot half of the stuff I wanted to do. Man. Well, at least it’s a warm up for Sorgstock.

We also participated in the SS3 battle royal two matches later. Scion went in 3rd and had a good showing. Till the next person was a girl who kicked his ass and delivered a sweet looking suplex on him. I was probably 3rd from last (of 15, I think) and had a blast. I came out gunning for Scion, paid him back for some chops. Mixed it up with Girdy and Psychopathic J, and took my leave. Think it took three to knock me out, so I’m happy with that.

So right after that, CRAP opens the music portion of Sorgstock. Ouch. I had no idea if I was going to make it at that point. We got up there, did the TP thing. We had a good crowd up front, and the kids absolutely loved the toilet paper and throwing sauce packets at us. I was pretty happy with it. And emcee lb joined us for Monkey Flings Poo. (too bad the monkey suit was too small for him.)

emcee lb then was good enough to take Jeff home so we could take off to Jamestown for the next day’s family reunion. So Missfit stuck around with me and we hung out the rest of the night watching the music. Got to bullshit with the No Clue guys between their running around, bullshit with Basick Sickness and Broken Wingz. If you don’t know them, check them. Always a pleasure sharing a stage with those guys. We took our leave (and long walk to the parking lot) after No Clue. I love the new shit and got a chance to listen to their new CD over the last couple days.

I gotta say monster props to all those guys in No Clue and their army of ninjas helping them out. There were a few snags, but dammit, they’re shooting for the stars with their deal out there. I can’t wait till Sauce Storm 4! In the meantime, I’m happy enough organizing my little Sorgstocks up north for now…

I had the fortune to attend the first Sorg family gathering in the longest time. (4? 5 years?) And I mean extended family. It hasn’t been the same as my grandparents started declining in health, and everyone feels like they fell away. But my sister and dad decided to bring it back at his place, at least one more time for grandma. And what a dynamic. I had forgotten the characters and motley crew my family was, and was awakened to it, much like I had grown accustomed to realizing how the Lubon family was as well the last few years, as celebrations and deaths had reaffirmed that family with me.

Now, this was the sort of family gathering where you come in and ask “I’m related to you how, again?” We have sons of brothers of my grandfather. daughters to the sisters of my grandmother. Stuff like that. We had some relation that lived a state away and, apparently, hadn’t gone outside their house into nature much in their lives. Example, my nephew takes a couple kids into the woods on a trail for a walk. She panics, and is quoted with “what if he picks up a stick?” Wow. Then we have my dad’s friend, Art. Wow. This guy’s a talker, and dammit, it’s one of the most entertaining, and belligerent conversations you’ll ever listen to. From the amish and their devil worshipping habits, to bar fights across the country, to a little insight on my father’s wilder days, if you’d believe it. It’s always a treat.

So what am I getting at? Appreciate your family reunions, should you still have them. You never know what interesting people you may be related to. And you never know what you might learn about your family that your parents were afraid to tell you.

Got a minute to talk with Die Nasty of Head Hurtz Recordz and one half of Darkside Immortals. Listen in and see what’s going down for the Juggalos in Phoenix, Arizona!

A bit latre, but here’s the first 3 of 4 vids from May’s Sorgstock. No, Im not the “Sweaty Snatch”. I swear…

Sauce Storm 3 is right around the corner, and I had the chance to talk with Psychopathic J of No Clue 1 on 1 to see what they have in store for all of us…

Scope all of the latest info at www.nocluerecords.net.

Remember, the Mayhem Crew will be involved in an RWF feature match, Elder Statesman vs Chad the Shad vs The Scion, as well as CRAP performing the first day…

Well, I must have posted 5 or 6 new videos over the weekend. Some from Juggulated Friday, some form the Mayhem Show, etc. Head to my YouTube.com page and scope what you’ve missed..

So on the up, I was at Juggulated Friday. The 13. And believe me, after a day like that, I believe in the superstition. Here’s a list of messed up things that I, and others were involved in…

1. I had scores of problems getting a proper set CD for the evening (which included CRAP, NES, DR. E, and emcee lb on one huge set together)
2. Jeff needed to meet me at McD’s because he didn’t remember how to get to my house with his bud…
3. …as it began to freak hail storm here in Beechview…
4. …which it wasn’t in Castle Shannon, where I quickly picked up emcee lb, who was late getting to my house, and now it was hailing, so I didn’t want him to die.
5. Half of the acts are late, most stuck in Pittsburgh traffic, on the way to East Liverpool, OH for the show
6. Chachi had some drama with getting a ride out the East Liverpool, OH
7. Legally Insane and Holly Dolly have to quit their set because their ride’s care caught fire in the parking lot while they were performing. Fire trucks and everything…
8. Some hoods outside the Teen Club were causing shit and some people almost threw down
9. Trigga and Devious didn’t do much of a set because the CD was messed up
10. I killed my back doing something during our set. I think I just rocked it too hard

Aside from that, the set went great, aside from some mic problems, and me forgetting a song I’ve done a shit load of times, I think for the same reason. Deface Family is back out there in people’s faces, we have two shows coming up in two weeks, and more on the way in the works. NES stepped up big time from Sorgstock. Dr. Espling is back in form (I love hyping to his songs on stage. Rocking with that chain in hand felt awesome.) And emcee lb delivered as expected.

I’m on that high right now from then. Now back to the work day tomarrow.

Here it is. Basick Sickness and Legally Insane’s Big C repping the 412 in a battle rap, and the CRAP TV debut of Fetus Grenade! More footage on the way in the coming weeks!

Just got back from the CRAZIEST show I’ve ever had to do. We unveiled the new Deface Family on stage, with NES, emcee lb, and the returning Dr. Espling, to a resounding success. And had a blast with all of our friends, No Clue, MCK, Basick Sickness, Broken Wingz, Trigga, Legally Insane, and all the fans just hanging out. But we’ll have plenty of footage from that in the coming weeks…

Right now, here’s the debut of CRAP performing a TV friendly version of “Monkey Flings Poo” on the Ripple Effect. This should be airing on PCTV (local to Pittsburgh, PA) in September. Peep it…

I’ve had to sit on this a couple weeks, but here is my conversation with Jered from hed pe a couple of weeks ago. And don’t forget to head over to the hed pe Myspace page and scope the first single, “Suffa”